Rich in Time

If there’s one thing I’m rich of, it would be TIME. You know when you wish for something so badly and when you finally get it (so much of it), you wonder what you’ll be doing with it?

A few weeks ago, TIME was precious because it was extremely scarce. I’d tell my groupmates “let’s meet in 7 minutes” or “I’ll meet you at 2:51pm”. The increments of time were so small and so precise so as to optimize the use of time to its fullest.

Now, time is all that I have. No job and no money. If only banks can accept time as cash, I’ll beat Bill Gates. Now, the increments of time have been broadened into morning, afternoon and night. To make it even worse, I don’t even know the date or day anymore!

I’m sure there are other bums out there who have so much more time than I do…but I’ve never just been used to having nothing to do, so it seems that I have an ocean of time!

My Figure of Speech

Palindrome: A word or phrase that reads the same backward as forward

1. Biblical Palindromes:
1. Do geese see God?
2. Dogma: I am God.
3. Live evil.
   
2. First Ever Palindrome ever spoken by man:
1. Madam, I'm Adam.
3. Palindrom for Eminem's New Song:
1. Men, I'm Eminem.
   
4. Plindrome for Boracay:
1. Sun at noon, tan us.
5. Non-sense Palindrome:
1. Rats live on no evil star.
   

Oxymoron: Conjoining contradictory terms (as in 'deafening silence')

1. Single-Chick
   

If you are a chick and still single, you are a rare breed. You are an unstable element that will soon find its missing electron to stablilize. Can I meet you? ...HOW U DOIN?

Redundant: Repetition of same sense in different words

1. Southridge Gentleman

I don't have to explain this...

Anagrams: A game whose object is to form words from a group of randomly chosen letters. (ok fine, i didn't come up with these ones but the rest I did.)

1. mother-in-law = woman Hitler
2. the earthquakes = that queer shake
3. President Clinton of the USA = to copulate he finds interns
4. George Bush = he bugs Gore