My Figure of Speech

Palindrome: A word or phrase that reads the same backward as forward

1. Biblical Palindromes:
1. Do geese see God?
2. Dogma: I am God.
3. Live evil.
   
2. First Ever Palindrome ever spoken by man:
1. Madam, I'm Adam.
3. Palindrom for Eminem's New Song:
1. Men, I'm Eminem.
   
4. Plindrome for Boracay:
1. Sun at noon, tan us.
5. Non-sense Palindrome:
1. Rats live on no evil star.
   

Oxymoron: Conjoining contradictory terms (as in 'deafening silence')

1. Single-Chick
   

If you are a chick and still single, you are a rare breed. You are an unstable element that will soon find its missing electron to stablilize. Can I meet you? ...HOW U DOIN?

Redundant: Repetition of same sense in different words

1. Southridge Gentleman

I don't have to explain this...

Anagrams: A game whose object is to form words from a group of randomly chosen letters. (ok fine, i didn't come up with these ones but the rest I did.)

1. mother-in-law = woman Hitler
2. the earthquakes = that queer shake
3. President Clinton of the USA = to copulate he finds interns
4. George Bush = he bugs Gore